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About the GoatCloud Swag Store<\/h1>\n

Here’s the deal-e-o.<\/p>\n

The goal of this store is not to make money. Pricing for products is within 5% (or less) of what it costs us to have them produced. Sales don’t begin to pay for the store itself.<\/p>\n

We make money through our online services here: https:\/\/goatcloud.com<\/a>. Check ’em out!<\/p>\n

The purpose of this store is to help spread the good word of Nigel T. Goat (GoatCloud’s founder and mascot). And Nigel T. Goat, a rather laconic goat, says, Give a Goat!<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

So what are you waiting for? Let’s go shopping with Nigel!<\/a><\/p>\n

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Return Policy<\/h2>\n

This store is for distributing GoatCloud promotional swag. We do not accept returns or issue refunds.
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